Eminem leaves retirement home to record new album
“Look, said Mr. Mathers, I didn’t even wanna do this. I was just chillin’ in my retirement home in Del Boca Vista watching TV and playing Bingo when the phone rang. It was the suits from the record label and they were like “you know how your fanbase is mainly white trash/trailer park/wife beating rednecks? And you know that’s exactly the demographic that voted for Trump? Yeah, could you do an album in which you diss Trump, so we can distance ourselves from him? It really hurts our record sales”.